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Monday, December 27, 2010

The story of Shortbread, Macroon & Hazelnut

. . . . Then Bikramjit suggested: Why don’t you guys check out ‘Pure Indulgence’?

No, this is not my classmate that I’m talking about. This Bikram is Tuhin’s room-mate at the house where he stays as a paying guest.

It was the sunny afternoon of 25th December. But inside Tuhin’s room it was dark enough for the tube lights to be switched on. Tuhin, Shayan, Anupam and I were gathered around the bed listening to Bikram’s idea. Actually I had read somewhere that during Christmas, some ladies over at Bow Barracks sell home-made cakes that are quite delicious. When I revealed my wish, Tuhin replied that may be Bikram had an even better idea. . . .

. . . . Once he had attended a party where the hosts had arranged for some mouth-watering chocolate treats, which they had bought from some lady who used to make them at her home. May be she wouldn’t mind selling a few pieces to us too. Well, when the source of information was so authentic, this matter definitely required some first-hand investigation!

. . . . After coming out of Flurys that evening, Tuhin suddenly remembered our plan and called up Bikramjit. As he repeated a phone number from Bikram, I typed it in my mobile. Then I called the number. The lady on the other end was probably non-Bengali, with a good control of her English and perhaps nearing her forties. She said the chocolates are not sold over at the counter; they have to be ordered from beforehand. But we could come and check out the different types of cakes, and buy some if we wanted to. However, we had to reach her house within 6.30 pm, because after that customers are not allowed to come and see the goodies for themselves before ordering. Then they can place their orders over phone and pick it up later, even late into the night.

Anyway, it was only about 5.30 in the clock. Since we were at Park Street and her home was near Elgin Road, the Metro would have easily taken us there in no time at all. So it was finalised – mission ‘Pure Indulgence’ was officially flagged off.

When we reached near Forum I called our mystery lady again. She said to continue towards Sharat Bose Road, cross it and resume following the road until we came to a shop called ‘Clothes Rack’. Then she would give us further directions.

We did so. We followed Rowland Road to reach ‘Clothes Rack’. The neighbourhood was posh, with a strong air of Bhawaniporian elitism. Big residential buildings were on both sides, with high security walls overgrowing with bougainvillea vines and costly cars. Tuhin, Bodhisattwa and me could sense the adventure, and loved it!

Following the last set of directions, we took a left from in front of ‘Clothes Rack’ and started down a dark lane. Bodhi took out his wallet and tried to see in the dim light whether the Rs.100/- note that he hoped he was carrying was really there or not! Somehow, with this feeling of people with money living all around this neighbourhood, I began to wonder whether Rs.100/- would be enough for our purpose this evening. . . .

. . . . Where the lane ended, an iron gate stood opened. The nameplate declared ‘Nopany’ in gold-plated letters. Beyond it a big house was visible, quite still and silent. It certainly seemed far off from a place where people came to buy cakes and chocolates. So we asked the old security guard at the gate whether somewhere in here they sell cakes, half-expecting him to stare at us and then burst out laughing!

But instead he asked us to come with him. In front of the house there was a green lawn, with a badminton court recently made in it. The court lights were on, a sign that a match was about to begin. A gentleman and a lady were there, with a child with them and probably one or two servants. The security guard called out to the lady and said we were here. She acknowledged.

My eyes became rasogollas! This is the person who was giving me directions over the phone? She was wearing three-quarter jeans, with snickers without socks. And she was nowhere near her forties. Things just took a turn for an intriguing mystery story. . . .

. . . . She welcomed us. Then she spoke with the gentleman and said to us: This is my husband. He will take you upstairs. Please follow him. I will join you in a couple of minutes.

So we did. The house was probably four storied, and it surrounded the lawn from two sides. There were three or four cars parked inside. Bodhi pointed out that one was a Mercedes. Nice, we thought!

The gentleman took us up on an elevator to the second floor. There he led us to a balcony. The ceiling was surely one and a half times as high as in modern homes. Two ceiling fans were hanging from long poles, like the ones that you saw inside the Parliament. We sat in three cane chairs around a marble-top round table. As we did, I looked at the room behind us. My jaw fell open. It was like a set from a movie depicting a zamindar bari. We looked at each other and grinned! This was going to be one Christmas evening like none before. . . .

The gentleman took the little girl, who had jogged up faster by the stairs than apparently her father could by the elevator, and went to a side-room. The lady of the house had arrived by this time. From close, she looked even less like the head of a confectionery manufacturer! She spoke fluent English and she spoke with honesty and frankness. Instead of our initial plans of coming here, looking at cakes displayed in some glass showcase, picking a few, paying for them, taking the packet and leaving, we sat comfortably in cane chairs in a second floor balcony of an old and lovely house, overlooking a badminton court where a match began after a while. And we listened to the story of this lady, and ‘Pure Indulgence’. . . .

Mridulika Nopany came to this house ten or eleven years ago, when she got married at the young age of twenty-one. Her husband was something of a maverick. He had been in the Commerce stream till the 10th standard in school; switched over to Science for his 11th and 12th classes; studied English at St. Xavier’s College for his B.A. degree because he loved the language; then he flew off to the USA to study textile management at Cornell University. When I asked Mrs. Nopany what he would jump over to in the future, she smiled and assured us that he was settled now.

Anyway, in the beginning Mrs. Nopany had this big house, lots of time, a rich inheritance, but nothing to do! She got fed up and frustrated. So she made up her mind to do something worthwhile. She took up classes and learned not only making cakes and chocolates, but also glass painting and some other stuff (one was probably stitching).

‘Pure Indulgence’ took off four years ago. Now her sister and she jointly run it. They have their own bakery, where they make on average five thousand items per day! But the funny thing is the absence of publicity. You won’t get their products in any confectionery shop. You won’t see their advertisement in any newspaper or bill-board. If you want to have them, you must come to this house and buy it. Mrs. Nopany went as far as to state that she is actively against any sort of advertising. Her logic is that if people see an ad in a roadside hoarding, they might come just to check the place out, not necessarily out of a direct interest to buy anything. However, without advertising, people come here like the way we did – by hearing about it from a friend or a friend of a friend who has actually tasted the products and liked it. That way, the customers are much more genuine with regards to their intentions. Well I can’t speak for everyone else but at least I haven’t ever heard of a food business, that too run by a Marwari family, which operates solely based on word-of-mouth publicity. She has plans to ultimately open a coffee shop, which would also serve you good food at affordable prices. She told us with a smile: I get sick of the filthy rich customers thronging the filthy expensive restaurants!

To be fare to the other side of the coin, when I first saw the cakes I was disappointed. The brownies are two inch by two inch square, about half-an-inch thick and cost an average of Rs.45/- per piece. We had pastries at Rs. 55/- a piece at Flurys, which were double the size. But Mrs. Nopany was very sporting. When we told her that this was a unique experience for all three of us and wanted to share it through our blog with our friends, she commented: First eat them and see!

I have. Tuhin and me both bought two Shortbread Chocolate brownies and two Macroon Shells (cup cake) at Rs.210/-, while Bodhi took home two Hazelnut brownies at Rs.100/-. The cup cake was okay, better than your average Monginis or Kathleen variety; but the Shortbread was excellent! With about eighty different items – covering brownies, tarts, cup cakes, cakes, cookies and chocolates – I guess there are bound to be many more excellent treats hiding in the bakery shelves.

We stayed for about an hour. It didn’t feel like time spent on buying foodstuffs, but rather taking a guided tour riding on the pots and pans through a kitchen built by hard work and dedication. When we had first told her about our desire to write about our experience in our blog, Mrs. Nopany said that she would have to ask her husband. But she warned us: Don’t be disheartened though. His first reaction is always a “no”. He says that is the mark of an organised and careful mind.

On our way out, we stopped by the badminton court where Mr. Nopany was busy playing with three of his friends. Mrs. Nopany told him about our idea, and he said: Well, if it is their personal blog and their personal opinion, then it’s fine. Mrs. Nopany turned to us with big eyes and said: Hmmm, now this was a first for me!

We wished them “Merry Christmas” and started walking towards the main road. I was thinking: here in this eighty-year old house (Bodhi had almost got it when he placed it at around the ’40-s; then Mrs. Nopany spoiled his excitement) lives a Marwari family with perhaps dozens of other Marwari families living in such grand, old houses around this locality. But I’m sure none of them will be like the Nopany’s. So where is the difference? One obvious answer was education. And with it were mixed the aspiration to make good use of the opportunities that only some of us are gifted with. As Mrs. Nopany told us some minutes ago: To be only rich is not enough. I did not want to sit on it idly just twiddling my legs! It is a bold statement coming from a member of a community that is not generally known for abandoning the well-trodden path followed by the rest, in search of a more meaningful one. . . .

. . . . I guess this city has many more wonderful secrets to share, if you’re willing to look hard enough!

Friday, September 3, 2010

The Story of the Grey Bear with a Blue Nose

The oldest, smallest house you can imagine was about to be knocked down.

All the things that once made the house nice and cosy had been thrown outside and piled up in the front garden, from the soft springy bed the owners slept in, to the old wooden floorboards they used to walk on...
... and even, surely by some mistake... a little brown teddy bear. He was trapped amongst all the other unwanted things, and couldn't move.
Then, one day a very, very cold day, something fell from the sky... a little snowflake. It landed on the teddy bear's little nose and was then followed by many more.

He began to get cold, very cold indeed. More and more snow fell, heavier and heavier.

The little bear was now so cold that his nose started turning blue... so cold that his brown fur started turning grey.

He was cold, unloved and all alone in the world, and felt very, very sad.
Winter finally passed and the weather got warmer, and, one beautiful spring day, a little girl was playing near the old house, when she spotted the grey bear in the pile of unwanted things.

He was like no other bear she had ever seen, and she pulled him out from where he was trapped.

She dusted him down and lifted him high in the sky to look at him.

“A grey teddy bear… with a blue nose?” She thought. “How strange!”

The teddy bear wanted to cry. He thought she didn’t like him and would throw him back with the other unwanted things.

“But he’s lovely!” she continued and she fell completely in love with him..
She ran home as fast as her little legs would carry her to see if her Grandma could patch him up, as a lot of his stuffing had fallen out, and he was very much in need of repair.

She looked on as her Grandma replaced his stuffing and patched up his holes.

His stitches had started showing where the fur had worn away, but the little girl thought he looked perfect..
It was all cosy and warm in the little girl's house and the bear now felt cosy and warm in his heart. However, his nose was still blue and his fur was still grey, and they would never return to brown. He was unique amongst teddy bears.

The little girl gave him a great big hug. She loved him more than anything else in the world… her little, grey, blue-nosed tatty teddy.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Amar Kaalboisakhibela

As the Airport-Jadavpur mini turned its nose away from Moulali, and right towards Convent Road, I adjusted the volume on my earphone and settled down for the second half of my bus-ride back to home. Usually after leaving Ananda Palit Road, the journey becomes a bit easier with less traffic signals, less traffic jams and increased reading on the speedometer dial.
But tonight was really boring. I was already late. I was supposed to reach home by 7 o'clock but now it seemed that wasn't going to happen before 7.50. The traffic jams from Ballygunge Phari to Park Circus had really pissed me off (may be they were like this every weekday around 7.00/7.30 pm; it's just that I usually return home not before 9). The inside of the bus was crowded with tired people with grim faces that could depress you enough to consider jumping out the window. Really, I mean sometimes the people around you inside buses all seem to be contemplating suicide - and the mood can be very infectious. But I guess with the hot and humid weather outside, I should have empathized with them.
Then suddenly, it happened! A fresh cool breeze wafted in through the windows and woke me up from my slumber. "What's this?" I thought, as I fumbled to put my specs back on which I had taken off to give my eyes some rest. I looked left and right. No, no, I wasn't imagining things - there it was, again, that chilly wind. . . .And wow, guess what, now I was beginning to sense that peculiar earthy smell that always signals "Aha! The rains are here!"
But my fellow passengers were still busy looking pathetically moronic! What are they, stupid?! Can't they smell that "soda maatir gandho", when the cold waters from the clouds hit the dry, parched earth after a deep-frying summer? I guess not. Because the lady and the gentleman sitting in the next seat to my left were also peering outside for a clue. Just then the bus swerved right and came up onto the over-bridge above the rail tracks coming from (or going to?) Sealdah. Blasts after blasts of dusty, earthy and cold air blew in from our left and right. Finally, was this it? Were we going to have a Kaalboisakhi after waiting for so long?
As we were entering Palmerbazar I caught my first glimpse, not of rain, but of a wet road at a distance to my left. Damn! Now we are in business! Then the first droplets of water hit the windowpanes, shone bright yellow in the sodium vapour lamps from the street, and a light drizzle greeted us. Well it was all wonderful. . . .but "dil hai ki maanta nahi"! How about more, a little bit more. . . .no, on second thought, a lot more?
Shit man! What was wrong with this traffic signal? In front the storm was picking up pace on the open Beleghata Main Road; my head was being Clubbed To Death (soundtrack from The Matrix - its got an hypnotic rhythm); it was looking like I wouldn't make it home before eight; and all this mini could do was to stand in line before a tortoise-paced red light with a bunch of sweaty, smelly (including me), lifeless men and women. Aarghhhhhh. . . .
. . . .ghhroovroooom. . . . the bus came to life! The signal has turned green. Come on man, step on the accelerator! Yes, finally we're on the main road, taking the Nor'wester head on. Ahh, the first drops of rain flying in the wind to come and touch my face, hands. . . . "where's the party tonight?'' - right here, inside Jadavpur-Airport mini. Hey, wait, what are those idiots doing!!! Oh, no, they're going to close the windows. . . . ha-ha, that's right, I bet those bolts are more than a match for your bicep-tricepless hands! Come on, Mr. Window, show them who is the real "palwan" here. . . . shit, shit, the bolts are moving! Khriiishht! Hmmm, well I think that has stopped the rains from coming in - so no more of these sinful acts, right? F***, they are going for all of them!!! No, no, please, isn't there at least one person in those seats on my right who can understand my pain and sorrow? Hey you, yes you, the JU guy - face buried in that electrical or electronics engineering book or whatever with those cryptic diagrams, speakers buried in both ears blurting out who-cares-what-song - do yourself a favor, look up and look outside! Wah, all you could see looking up was that the water was ruining your Rs.200/- worth of a colourless, flavourness book, huh? Yeah. So please, go ahead, and close the window.
I think you get the picture that I was getting sort of desperate. Come on now - with Khalbali stirring up your neurotransmitters, the co-passengers driving up your rage, the traffic jam pinning down your hopes and the wind and rain pumping up your adrenaline - how could you not be? So as the bus limped up&over&down Beleghata Khalpol, I chalked out an escape route. All my roads lead into the rain, and there I must go.
It wasn't an absolutely illogical proposition. By then I realized the traffic condition was really hellish tonight. If I took the road left from Alochaaya cinema hall straight towards Phoolbagan Kalimandir and walked fast enough, I could reach home in the same amount of time it would take sitting like a jackass inside this prison-like bus, with all its inmates. Yes, there was a time when shouting "here comes the rain" beside of my ear would shoot up my body temperature to 101-102 degrees - but that was in the distant past. And after gulping down a litre or two of the magical waters offered by the sea at Puri and coming back unscathed, what could this sweet, old rainwater possibly do?
Thus, I kept one eye on the sizes of the raindrops outside and one eye on my possible routes of action. No, no, the drops are too big and heavy. . . . umm, well they are small now but if I get down here I'll have to walk way too long. . . . can I listen to Dhan Te Nan as I make my way through the storm, you know, to spice it up a bit more. . . . no, not a good idea, specially after my antics at Puri with my previous mobile. So better switch it off and keep it inside the bag, and also wrap up my copies and documents in a plastic sheet, just in case. I'll sing my own Dhan Te Nan in the rain. . . .
So as Alochaaya approached, I was done with the packing. The man sitting to my left probably guessed that I was getting off when he saw me put my mobile inside my bag. I didn't tell him that my home was still about a kilometer away. May be that could have squeezed out some expression from his face. . . .
"Alochaaya", the conductor was shouting! "Shit, do I really have get off so fast?" "Wait, think about it". . . . you have an Annyaprashon ceremony to attend to just after getting back home, think about the fish fry, the polao, the chicken curry - and what about your new phone, what if the bag and plastic sheets can't keep the rains out - and don't you know what will all the people do when they see you walking in the street in this storm - they'll think you've lost your mind and laugh at you. . . . "so, what do you say?" "Hmmm, may be you're right and YOU CAN GO TO HELL!"
The bus came to a halt at the crossing, again the scene of a traffic jam. "Excuse me", "coming through". . . ."wow! The rain is coming down thick and fast! Umm, ok, guess I'll just have to walk a bit faster than I thought. No problemo." Here I go then. . . .
. . . . and the next ten minutes were magic.


Monday, March 8, 2010

On Women's Day

Know what? Let me tell you about a true incident tonight, about which so far only one person other than me is aware of (and he happens to be my best friend).
Justify Full
It was just another evening of October in 2006. The Puja vacation was drawing to a close. The next day happened to be Laxmi Puja and I was waiting for my father to return home from office, because we were scheduled to go to the local market to make arrangements for the day to come.

I was curled up in the study-room easy-chair, doing nothing, and enjoying the quietness of the otherwise empty house. Suddenly the phone began to ring. The unexpected ringing of a phone somehow manages to make me uncomfortable and it was no different this time. Then again, perhaps it was my father. So I went and picked up the receiver. . . .

"Hello?"; "Ke? Rudrashis naki re?. . . ." Hang on! This was definitely not my father's voice. . ". . ami Kuttimaasi bolchhi. . . ."

For a moment or two, I couldn't tell how I felt. Kuttimaasi is my mother's khurtuto bon and ten years older than me. That was the first time I was hearing her voice in more than four years. But it hadn't taken me more than a few seconds to recognize it. . . .

Please do not misinterpret me when I say that I think for all of us there is a special place in our memory for someone (who is older than us) from our family, or neighbourhood, from the days when we hung a water bottle around our neck as our mothers tied our shoelaces before we left for school. I won't call it love because love is for grown-ups, right? But it's that kind of a feeling which makes you skip a whole day's meal just because that someone had spent the whole morning playing with your cousins/nephews/nieces and forgot to ask you to join in. "How could he/she be so cruel towards me after all that I've done to please. . . ." well, you get the picture, don't you?

But "The Times They Are a-Changin" and you change with them. So does many things that once mattered. Yet you are left with a touch, a smell of the seasons gone by. And a question that might never be answered - "What was it all about all those year's ago?". . . .

. . . . meanwhile Kuttimaasi had been speaking. However I sensed a change in her voice now - "Jaanis Rudrashis toke anekdin dekhini to, tai tor mukhta ar mone pore na." Then a hint of a distant smile.

The rest is a blur. She asked how my mother and my father was, and asked all of us to visit her at her in-laws' place. Her daughter was six years old now and would love to play with me. After that she hung up.

I came back to the easy-chair but found it to be far from easy. ". . . . Tor mukhta ar mone pore na." It was (and still is) the most frank and honest confession I've ever heard and probably the most painful commentary regarding myself. I was not angry. Neither did I skip my dinner that night. I was not that me anymore. She was no longer that Kuttimaasi. But still I write to you about that phone-call in an October evening. Do you know why?

Happy Women's Day!

Buona notte!


Sunday, February 28, 2010

How is It Possible - 12 or 13?

12 or 13?

This is the cleverest email I've ever seen.

Please wait until the group changes positions.

Is it twelve or thirteen??

How is It Possible - 12 or 13?

This will drive you crazy!

Where does the extra man come from?

Don't ask me; I haven't figured it out yet!! When you do please let me know!!


Saturday, January 16, 2010

Dear Guyz & Galz lets Photophy

Here it goes..all the photographs which I and my dear fellows had taken that day atlast open to all of us. Jump on do enough CUT-CHHAT and make it better and show us..we are eager to awake the photomaniac within you..lets make each photographs more than a 1000 word essay..here is the key to treasure..

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Instruction:

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

Dear Fellows

Here is a new year gift for all of you. It can be useful for all of us even though some of us not bookish at all. Still Shayan found that we should share this site with you so that you people if sometime want to deep into pages, it will be helpful. On behalf of Shayan I am posting this as he is busy in searching more material on another computer.

Thanking you.

Here are list of some books and download links:

Handbook of Human Immunology

Download Here:
http://www.ziddu.com/download/1836538/HandbookofHumanImmunologyCRC2008.pdf.html

Coming More...

Monday, January 11, 2010

names of 9 musketers of biotek 2009 batch......

jatayur "prokhor rudra"-r abhisapto asirbade ....... rudrashis

fuler shurivote gandhhe biotech classe teka mushkil kore ..... saurav

deber nai jyoti, kintu yaarkite moti ............. debojyoti

tuchho jiniskeo korena hin ..... tuhin

ek je chhilo shaktishali raja, je roj rate ghumobar aage mone mone bhabe - biotek kobe jai korbo??? ......... bikramjit

nupurer sei madhur awaz, kintu baje na classe kaal-parshu-aaj ...... shinjini

goto janme chhilo atri munir patni, ei jonme hote cholechhe kar patni (thik uttar dile kono nobor nei) ........ atrayee

shom theke chutir amej bejei roeche ....... shamayeeta

and last of al,but not the least

biotek classer (naki classer karur!!!) anuprerana ....... prerana

'what is in a name?

Here's to a hearty Bengali laugh ......!!Now we know 'what is in a name?......
' Solar System......................Sourin Mondal
Mountaineer......................Durjoy Pahari
Dark Cave...........................Ghanashyam Guha
Faithful Husband...............Sushil Nath
Pure Reader.......................Nirmal Pathak
Sales Tax.............................Becharam Kar
Moving Wheels..................Chakradhar Gargari
Botomless Abyss................Asim Talapatra
Lord Servant.......................Mahaprabhu Das
Luminous Moon.................Jyotirmoy Chandra
Group of Deer....................Hironmoy Pal
Mighty Lion........................Mahabir Singha
Universal Opinion..............Jagat Roy
Console...............................Santana Dey
Bamboo Craftsman............Bangshi Karmakar
Human Faith.......................Manab Biswas
Sitting for Exam.................Parikshit Basak
Flooded Rivers...................Sajal Ganguly
Clean Container.................Sunirmal Patra
Clay Statue of God.............Mrinmoy Debnath
Sea Sailor............................Sagar Majhi
Finding Lost Wealth...........Haradhan Pakrashi
Air Force soldier.................Aakash Samanta
State of Life........................Jibon Haldar
Unsteady Government......Chanchal Sarkar